So, let’s drink in the top ten tips for surviving Droughtlander. Hold onto your hankies, because it’s time to dive into a long, cool glass of dumb ideas, much like a Highland laird launches into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes — face first, and with no time to waste.
Also not skiting, but I had a 75% success rate on the first three suggestions. You’re welcome.
1. Run through the streets in a flannelette nightie shouting “HELP I SEEM TO HAVE FALLEN THROUGH TIME”.
2. Talk only in Outlander catchphrases. Mark me, it’s hilarious.
3. Use lawn clippings to whip up some medicinal tonics for your friends and family. If they dare protest, stare intently at them before saying “people disappear all the time” and silently turning away.
~ Tara Ward | Television Writer
